May is Masturbation Month

  • Posted on May 15, 2022 at 2:12 pm

Though the month is half over, this is still May and it’s May is masturbation month or Maysterbation.
Anyway, a good time to take matters into your own hands, or a favorite toy, and read a good story here and get off to some self-love.

Enjoy yourself, I will.

Hugs, Sue


41 Comments on May is Masturbation Month

  1. BlueJean says:

    Just to clarify – I’m still allowed to masturbate during the other months too, right? 😋

    • Amanda Lynn says:

      I believe that in May you’re expected to do it more often. I mean I do. 🙂

      • sue says:

        Yes right, all months just more in May. Perhaps for one session this month if you’re with someone, do what you do but add in some masturbation.

        Thanks, I’m doing my part for this month. ; )

  2. krissie says:

    More is better Thank goodness for the month of May. May it continue as self help is such a wonderful pastime

  3. Jake says:

    May seems to last about 12 months.
    It’s unfortunate that my enjoyment of the writings on this page is a individual endeavor, I wish I could share this erotic past time with others in my life.
    I’m believe I’m alone in my own head when I visit this page, I often read, as I time my pleasure to just the right moment.
    From some of the regular comments there are couples that read and enjoy the fantasy together.
    I so wish I had someone to share this common desire, and chat about it with.
    It’s all good!

  4. Sapphmore says:

    Just make sure you aren’t on a Teams video call at the time!!!

  5. Simon says:

    Good suggestion Sue!

  6. Cristina says:

    May the pleasure be with us 🙂

  7. Jacqueline Jillinghoff says:

    The month is halfway over and I’ve fallen behind on my quota.

  8. kinkys_sis says:

    Our football (soccer) coach said at the end of yesterday’s game, “You lot are playing with your pussies too much. You’re supposed to last a full ninety minutes!”

    Now I know why she said it.

  9. Anna Glover says:

    Why limit it to May. I have wet panties and sticky fingers every month.

  10. Jacqueline Jillinghoff says:

    So what’s the deal with JOI? You’d think that’s the one thing guys don’t need to be told how to do.

  11. Erocritique says:

    Didn’t realize May was masturbation month. I guess that explains why June is Carpal Tunnel month. ; )

  12. Noah says:

    Good thing it’s my birthday! I want to set a new personal record in terms of orgasms by my hand

  13. Elizabeth says:

    Trust me, I’m definitely upholding the standards set by sooo many of us on here! Think I’ll add another one to the tally right now! Heehee

  14. jim says:

    i dont remember exactly when i found this site, but it has given me pleasure on a regular basis. for years now.

  15. sue says:

    Great comments everyone! Thanks for joining me so to speak. I think this is appropriate.

  16. Phil says:

    Yes, we all have to do our part this month! 😈

  17. Tracy says:

    So we can only masturbate in May? I better get busy then 🙁

  18. Tim and Litka says:

    Last day of May, is June for jilling then Sue? July too hopefully 😀

  19. Sapphmore says:

    Ambidextrous August!

  20. Russell says:

    ahhhhh … I love this reminder. THANK YOU SUE !
    that FIRST day, every May, when the sun is out in full force and the weather is a reminder of the summer to come … reading one’s favorite story on this site ALOUD while in a car, looking at a local lake with people on it who fit the descriptions of the characters in the story …
    One has NO CHOICE but to masturbate to at least two orgasms …

  21. Tina says:

    As Dicken’s said in “A Christmas Carol”: “Masturbation shouldn’t be celebrated only in December! It should be celebrated every day of the year!”
    At least, that’s how I interpret his wonderful story 🙂

    • sue says:

      Yeah! great message Tina. Or as Tiny Tim said at the end, ‘Let’s get off, one and all.’

      My apologies to Mr Dickens

  22. sue says:

    I’ve guess I’ve been too busy jilling. Now once again the month is half over.

    So I suspect everyone is doing it already anyway, but if you aren’t for some reason,

    May is masturbation month! Maysturbation?

  23. FinalFantasy7fan says:

    I’m saddened about missing Maysturbation. How many times a day is too many? Cus twice a day don’t cut it for me anymore lol

  24. sue says:

    Hey! I haven’t been so busy masturbating, that I remembered it’s masturbation month. Join me. You won’t hear from me for awhile now. Thank you, this was a public service announcement.

  25. Russell says:

    FinalFantasy7Fan asked a great question above : “How many times a day is too many ? Cus twice a day don’t cut it for me anymore lol”

    May be we should all respond to this.

    We with me, it depends on how much time I have.
    But even in a busy mid-week work day, I still make sure it’s at least 4 to 5 times
    Either TWICE in the morning (if I wake up very early and have time to read a story here or browse and watch some video clip) .. or TWICE at night …. and usually once in the middle of the day, in an isolated parking lot during the day.
    On days when I have plenty of time in private, I genuinely lose count, but at least TEN times.

    For anyone who wants to discuss stories, please feel free to say HI … my info is on the STAYING IN TOUCH thread.
    Happy climaxing. And THANK YOU for this thread to our dear SUE.

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