May is Masturbation Month

  • Posted on May 15, 2022 at 2:12 pm

Though the month is half over, this is still May and it’s May is masturbation month or Maysterbation.
Anyway, a good time to take matters into your own hands, or a favorite toy, and read a good story here and get off to some self-love.

Enjoy yourself, I will.

Hugs, Sue


37 Comments on May is Masturbation Month

  1. BlueJean says:

    Just to clarify – I’m still allowed to masturbate during the other months too, right? πŸ˜‹

    • Amanda Lynn says:

      I believe that in May you’re expected to do it more often. I mean I do. πŸ™‚

      • sue says:

        Yes right, all months just more in May. Perhaps for one session this month if you’re with someone, do what you do but add in some masturbation.

        Thanks, I’m doing my part for this month. ; )

  2. krissie says:

    More is better Thank goodness for the month of May. May it continue as self help is such a wonderful pastime

  3. Jake says:

    May seems to last about 12 months.
    It’s unfortunate that my enjoyment of the writings on this page is a individual endeavor, I wish I could share this erotic past time with others in my life.
    I’m believe I’m alone in my own head when I visit this page, I often read, as I time my pleasure to just the right moment.
    From some of the regular comments there are couples that read and enjoy the fantasy together.
    I so wish I had someone to share this common desire, and chat about it with.
    It’s all good!

  4. Sapphmore says:

    Just make sure you aren’t on a Teams video call at the time!!!

  5. Simon says:

    Good suggestion Sue!

  6. Cristina says:

    May the pleasure be with us πŸ™‚

  7. Jacqueline Jillinghoff says:

    The month is halfway over and I’ve fallen behind on my quota.

  8. kinkys_sis says:

    Our football (soccer) coach said at the end of yesterday’s game, “You lot are playing with your pussies too much. You’re supposed to last a full ninety minutes!”

    Now I know why she said it.

  9. Anna Glover says:

    Why limit it to May. I have wet panties and sticky fingers every month.

  10. Jacqueline Jillinghoff says:

    So what’s the deal with JOI? You’d think that’s the one thing guys don’t need to be told how to do.

  11. Erocritique says:

    Didn’t realize May was masturbation month. I guess that explains why June is Carpal Tunnel month. ; )

  12. Noah says:

    Good thing it’s my birthday! I want to set a new personal record in terms of orgasms by my hand

  13. Elizabeth says:

    Trust me, I’m definitely upholding the standards set by sooo many of us on here! Think I’ll add another one to the tally right now! Heehee

  14. jim says:

    i dont remember exactly when i found this site, but it has given me pleasure on a regular basis. for years now.

  15. sue says:

    Great comments everyone! Thanks for joining me so to speak. I think this is appropriate.

  16. Phil says:

    Yes, we all have to do our part this month! 😈

  17. Tracy says:

    So we can only masturbate in May? I better get busy then πŸ™

  18. Tim and Litka says:

    Last day of May, is June for jilling then Sue? July too hopefully πŸ˜€

  19. Sapphmore says:

    Ambidextrous August!

  20. Russell says:

    ahhhhh … I love this reminder. THANK YOU SUE !
    that FIRST day, every May, when the sun is out in full force and the weather is a reminder of the summer to come … reading one’s favorite story on this site ALOUD while in a car, looking at a local lake with people on it who fit the descriptions of the characters in the story …
    One has NO CHOICE but to masturbate to at least two orgasms …

  21. Tina says:

    As Dicken’s said in “A Christmas Carol”: “Masturbation shouldn’t be celebrated only in December! It should be celebrated every day of the year!”
    At least, that’s how I interpret his wonderful story πŸ™‚

    • sue says:

      Yeah! great message Tina. Or as Tiny Tim said at the end, ‘Let’s get off, one and all.’

      My apologies to Mr Dickens

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