Ask Aunt Sheila – 15

by Sheilamoist

Dear Aunt Sheila
You are always talking about other women's sex lives, but we know nothing about yours. Isn't it about time you opened up to your faithful readers?
Theresa, Fan

Dear Theresa, Fan
You want to know about the sex life of a middle-aged woman with a weight problem?! Listen, hun, I get my share. Ask my "wife"! LOL

Dear Aunt Sheila
How young is TOO young to experience sexual pleasure.
Curious mother.

Dear Curious Mother
How young is too young to breathe oxygen? Do me a favor. Do yourself a favor. DO what you want to do, and your little one will respond enthusiastically, I guarantee!

Dear Aunt Sheila
My current girlfriend, Andrea, is a police officer, and she is getting kinkier every time we make love. She wants to handcuff me, tie me to the bed, stuff like that. She's gorgeous and I love her to bits, but why does she want to do these things to me? I don't want to say no, but I do want to understand. Isn't loving me as I am enough?
Puzzled Marie

Dear Puzzled Marie
I'll be honest with you, sweetie. I have never understood bondage, but then, I have never understood many things in life that I make use of every day. Hell, I am not even sure how a telephone works, but I wouldn't want to be without one. What I am saying, Marie, is this: if you love Andrea, don't try to understand, just do what she asks. And if she ever wants to tie me to the bed and do unspeakable things to me, tell her I am available! LOL

Dear Aunt Sheila
Are you for real?
Harry the Horse

Dear Harry
Forgive me, but I NEVER talk to horses. Or to the dicks who ride them.

Dear Aunt Sheila
What is a "gang bang"? Only I have been invited to one next weekend, and I am not sure what to wear.
Carrie

Dear Carrie
Don't wear much. And enjoy yourself.